Ord-ahhhh! Parliament launches probe after ‘mobile phone is hidden in the Commons as part of a prank to play SEX NOISES during PMQs’

September 4, 2025

Parliament officials are said to be probing a major breach of security ahead of Sir Keir Starmer ‘s exchanges with Kemi Badenoch in the chamber yesterday.

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